{"id":1022,"date":"2014-02-02T19:25:46","date_gmt":"2014-02-02T19:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2014-02-03T19:01:32","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T19:01:32","slug":"2-facebook-roasts-want-some-jelly-for-that-toast-a-little-ointment-for-that-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"2 Facebook Roasts: &#8220;Want Some Jelly for that Toast, A Little Ointment for that Burn?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pwned.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pwned.jpg\" alt=\"pwned\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1023\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I found these two glaring examples of religious delusion, Xian absurdity, some time ago, and these incredibly pwning \u201cBam, Roasted\u201d retorts through the beauty of the Internet, the ubiquitous connection of FB and the magic of copy and paste \u201cSave Image As.\u201d  Check it out&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/earths-orbit-pwnd.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/earths-orbit-pwnd.jpg\" alt=\"earths orbit pwnd\" width=\"471\" height=\"543\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/earths-orbit-pwnd.jpg 471w, http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/earths-orbit-pwnd-260x300.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 471px) 100vw, 471px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWell done, son, &#8220;<em>Don&#8217;t bother me with real facts, I&#8217;m religiousizing here!!<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nHer post is so fucking clueless its worth one bozo:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\" alt=\"bozo2\" width=\"162\" height=\"134\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-618\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this elegantly reasoned and written burn on <strong>Dr. Laura<\/strong>, homophobic media therapist is priceless:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply.jpg\" alt=\"leviticusreply\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1025\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply.jpg 720w, http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/leviticusreply-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDr. Laura and all Xian homophobes earn two Bozo\u2019s for this one!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\" alt=\"bozo2\" width=\"162\" height=\"134\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-618\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bozo2.jpg\" alt=\"bozo2\" width=\"162\" height=\"134\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-618\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nBut think about it. The poor clueless girl trying to play at science to glorify her god and the good Dr. Laura (who <em>should<\/em> be educated enough to know better)&#8230; where did they get their absurd thinking?<\/p>\n<p>They weren\u2019t born with it. They didn\u2019t suddenly discover it while out for a walk one sunny day. It didn&#8217;t jump up off the toilet seat and bite them in the ass one nite.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody deliberately taught it to them. Somebody did this to them. Normal human common sense and normal human empathy destroyed by religious instruction once again. And it most likely happened when they were children or vulnerable adolescents, with no choice in the matter nor defense.<br \/>\nThe vast majority of adherents to any and all religions learn delusional thinking as children. A few convert as adults but mostly from one religion to another. These two were victimized and taught that the thinking they espoused above was true and righteous and good. It\u2019s not their fault. They were hosed by people they were taught to trust.<br \/>\nThis is what religious indoctrination does to people and it needs to go.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Lewis-Blackeyes.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Lewis-Blackeyes.jpg\" alt=\"Lewis Blackeyes\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-239\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Even Bozo could figure this out!<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"bawpvc-ajax-counter\" data-id=\"1022\"> (1037)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found these two glaring examples of religious delusion, Xian absurdity, some time ago, and these incredibly pwning \u201cBam, Roasted\u201d retorts through the beauty of the Internet, the ubiquitous connection <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/?p=1022\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1023,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,4,3,2],"tags":[283,281,203,174,282],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1037,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/1037"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wearedone.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}