“Uncle” Pat Robertson: Even the Hopelessly Deluded can get Some Things Right!

Here’s Pat Robertson praying fervently for the end of feminism and witchcraft (it’s all the same to him) or maybe for the gays to quit conjuring up another Hurricane Katrina if they would only stop doing each other in the ass, Please Lord, or maybe for all the other Xians to quit embracing the AntiChrist with their heresies in not doing Xiansanity™ the 700 Club Robertson Way or maybe for the gays to all be deported to the Middle East, fuck each other in the ass over there and bring God’s wrath on the demonic Muslims or at least shake their hands with their secret gay blade rings infected with the HIV virus and give them all AIDS!… which would then spread to all the left-wing Commie pinko college professors that support Al-Qaeda and are brainwashing our children as we speak. Yes!
And here’s Pat Robertson praying fervently for Ken Ham to shut the fuck up about Young Earth Creation lest he make Xians look stupid!!!

Robertson on the age of the Earth:
I know that people will probably try to lynch me when I say this.” …“You go back in time, you’ve got radiocarbon dating. You got all these things, and you’ve got the carcasses of dinosaurs frozen in time out in the Dakotas,” they’re out there. So, there was a time when these giant reptiles were on the Earth, and it was before the time of the Bible. So, don’t try and cover it up and make like everything was 6,000 years. That’s not the Bible. And so if you fight revealed science you’re going to lose your children, and I believe in telling them the way it was.

Ken Ham Bam, Roasted! This guy tells it like it was!!! THANK GOD we have the level-headed clear-thinking analytical skill of Uncle Pat to save us from delusion!
Holy smokes, whatta guy. Somebody remind me to send him a nice fruit basket!

Yeah, Uncle Pat has got it all down and took Ken to the cleaners for a real intellectual drubbing from a guy who oughta know, huh?
Like how the Lord told him Romney would definitely win and how he used to channel the Lord and do faith healing on TV, until that Old Queen James Randi exposed him in a whole chapter of Randi’s book “The Faith Healers”. (The gays are really a thorn in Uncle Pat’s side aren’t they?).
(there’s some great imagery in there if you can think of a big ole thorn…and in his backside…HA!)

So Robertson disses Ham for being so silly as to refer back to that 2,000 year old book on matters of science, and the Orthodox Jews for following those ridiculous dietary laws…sheesh, who’d be so silly as to try and trump modern knowledge by interpreting the musings of Bronze Age goat-herders?
1.5 billion other Xians, that’s who!

There’s a fine line between Ham and Robertson and Fred Phelps and the Ray Comforts, Ken Hovinds, Benny Hinns, James Dobsons and any other controversial purveyor of Xiansanity™.
But the line is not really much thicker between these deluded old preachers and any other Xian:

They all were taught there is knowledge you can get from that old book that you can’t get from observing the world or interacting with your fellow humans around you.

That’s the scam, that’s the lie, that’s the delusion all were taught.
Some just take it less seriously than others.

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